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Posted 4 years ago with 1316 notes
vintage-robots:
“Merry Xmas from Santa Robot!
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vintage-robots:

Merry Xmas from Santa Robot!

Posted 4 years ago with 14277 notes

theglowpt2:

but honestly the scene in love actually where emma thompson goes to open the christmas gift that she thinks is going to be the necklace she found and she’s totally expecting it to be the necklace but then she opens it and it’s a joni mitchell cd and in that moment she realizes that her husband is having an affair but she’s sitting around the tree with her family on christmas eve so she has to quickly hide her disappointment and shock and sadness and her husband is still sitting there grinning like an idiot thinking he got her a good gift even though her world is falling apart in that second and then she excuses herself for a moment and goes to their bedroom and cries to herself for just a few minutes as the gravity of it all hits her and she knows her marriage is over and that her life will never be the same and then she quickly forces herself to regain her composure and takes a deep breath and goes back downstairs and puts on a happy face for her kids like nothing happened. UGH. 

Posted 4 years ago with 525128 notes

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

Posted 4 years ago with 251250 notes

hotsoccergirl1234:

rosswoodpark:

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

My mom made this post

Posted 4 years ago with 20896 notes

rcktpwr:

im 27. i’m a sexual freak. i’m a superwholockian. i’m a convicted murderer.

i’m a blogger. I. Am. Tumblr.

Posted 4 years ago with 11084 notes

snakegay:

tumblr freak finding out about simulated cp being illegal and involved in criminal prosecutions of irl pedophiles: guys… :(… i think the judicial system is an anti

Posted 4 years ago with 9533 notes

medievalfolkhealer:

When men kill random women who are walking alone at night it is a hate crime. It is meant to make all women afraid. And a woman’s life was taken because she was a woman. That’s literally why it’s personal. Violence against women is rarely random, these are calculated hate crimes

Posted 4 years ago with 87124 notes
When a hiring partner says “you know, some people only want this job for the money…”
Posted 4 years ago with 97639 notes

heronfem:

anothersadplanet:

It’s funny how some people don’t realize like. When I was in elementary school every year we had “intruder” drills. They were always kinda spooky but I never thought anything of it when I was a kid. The teacher would turn the light off and lock the room doors and we’d all have to quietly hide under desks until the intercom announced it was over. Sometimes there’d be someone walking around and trying the doors to the classrooms to make sure they were locked. Never seemed strange to me as a kid, but talking with my canadian spouse they look mortified

It’s wild how much of life in the US revolves around the unending threat of murder and violence. And by wild I mean a nightmare.

Posted 4 years ago with 85929 notes

allsadnshit:

if you didnt watch amv’s when you were a kid then you probably cant feel the full spectrum of human emotion even now 

Posted 4 years ago with 2990 notes
glub-on-it:
“please dont tell me about homestuck
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glub-on-it:

please dont tell me about homestuck

Posted 4 years ago with 65178 notes

rad-and-i-dont-stop:

homo-nerd-grizz:

theconcealedweapon:

image

I’ve been saying for a while that Republicans are okay with the existence of billionaires because they have no concept of what a billion is.

This photo is proof. They’re completely unaware of the fact that there are 1,000 millions in a billion.

Halfway omfgjhgfdsasdfgjkldhk

Holy shit

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